A group of elderly farmers from Ohio were traveling by tour bus through the country side of Holland

As they stopped at a cheese farm, a young guide led them through a process of cheese making, explaining that goat's milk was used not cows.

She then showed the group a lovely hillside where many goats were grazing. These, she explained, were the older goats that were put out to pasture when they no longer produced enough milk.

She then asked, "What do you do with your old goats that aren't producing?"

A spry old gentleman answered, "They send us on bus tours."